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The NFL on CBS crew came across a dance crew in Times Square, and it was just how you’d expect it to be — awkward.
As of Thursday morning, a quick Google search will show you that Brady, not Woody Johnson, owns the Jets.
The Jets aren’t alone. Basically, Brady’s beat almost every team more often than not — the Denver Broncos are the only team with a winning record against him.
The Buffalo Bills have been even worse against Brady than the Jets, with just three wins in 29 games against the quarterback. He has 66 touchdowns against Buffalo — his highest total against any team — but Google lists the Pegulas as the owners of the Bills.
It also says Arthur Blank is the owner of the Atlanta Falcons even though … well, you know.
Sorry, Jets, that’s just a tough break.
In the big picture, the Browns ended up with six draft picks, two of those being first-rounders. Whiffing on both is one of the many reasons why Cleveland is still drafting in the top five three years later.
Jets: There couldn’t be just one “biggest loser” in this draft, because the Jets really gave the Browns a run for their money. Of the 12 draft picks, only two of them are still on the roster — Pryor and sixth-rounder Quincy Enunwa. Second-round TE Jace Amaro did nothing, and neither of the other WR picks (Jalen Saunders, Shaq Evans) amounted to anything. With a complete waste of resources up and down the board, this draft was a fitting end to the Rex Ryan/John Idzik regime.
Colts: They traded their 2014 first-rounder the previous year for Trent Richardson. Whoops.